X-Ray Portable Video Game Consoles
Created by Reintji
Shot in my jaw. Awesome.
that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.
…my ass?
…The inside of my thigh?
Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.
I was probably some sort of real warrior. Till I also took an arrow to the knee. The right one, in case you were worried.
So stabbed in the back and I can’t remember the other spot.
A least the birthmark is smaller than it use to be.
I got shot in the ovary or something.
Shot in the forehead above my right eye.
I have no birthmark, and if I do it’s on my head…I’M SO COOL GUYS
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “CUSTOMER: HELLO.”
Bottom Text: “YOU’RE WELCOME. SHIT.”]Those days when you’re so exhausted you can’t even think properly.